sherlock?
more like CHERlock.
sherlock?
more like CHERlock.
so me and my gay friend have been hanging out a lot, and my mom thinks that we’re lying about him being gay so we can be together
if i was ever famous and hanging with famous people all the time i would steal their phones and post selfies of myself on instagram and tweet ridiculous crap
THE BEST SHOW
(via theatrebutton)
this is it. it just happened. i ate my one millionth piece of pizza. the process is complete. my whole body convulses and i die…
later that evening the mortician cuts me open.
pizza
pizza
pizzA
all over the inside of my body.. pepperoni and cheese fly’s everywhere, tomato sauce comes out of.my ears
lala skyfall, bleu cheese crumbles, they gonna tumble, in my mouth